Human Hair TELLS HER ouch! HIM APART FROM HIS GIRL FRIEND
MUCH MORE: -
• It reminds one of a Jungle
- Thank GOD, not of desert!
• You can stroke it when in deep thought.
- Links beard with mind that thinks!
• -keeps your clothes clean, as you don’t need a napkin.
- Saves trees and contribution to garbage!
• - It is compensation when you’re balding
- To look like a man all your life!
• - Use it to frighten kids.
- Just as Father Christmas does!
• - Use it to play with kids.
- Single Reason good enough to support it!
• - Use it to tickle someone.
- Another good reason!
• - Save on razor and blade costs.
- And improve your economy & further reduce garbage!
• - Get rid of the girlfriend who insists you shave it off.
- And get a sensible one!
• - Trap a Brigade of Bacteria,
- And saves your inner organs of the trouble!
(Copied from From Net) -Amita Singh 08 Nov 05
Plea to Riin Gill
- Dear Riin you are an Evergreen Penpal^^^^^, Gentleman, Fearless Friend of even Foes, Steadfast, Self Realized & focused on TRUTH(read GOD).
- I am your fan & are dying to learn your style of writing. As on now my writings are available on my community (Named 'KHALSA' meaning 'The Pure'). I am a Khalsa..World over we are also known as Sikhs) by religion . Our religion expects us to die as 'Evergreen Penpal^^^^^, Gentleman, Fearless Friend of even Foes, Steadfast, Self Realized & focused on TRUTH(read GOD)'.
- We Sikhs do not cut even a Single hair from our body. We, 'The KHALSA' support you whole heartedly your subject & majority of other Rants.Please permit me to seek your permission to publish relevant parts of your Rants on my (read 'your') community's non-commercial web sites. To begin with, I want to publish this Rant straight away on 'Sikhiwiki.org' under the heading 'HUMAN HAIR'.
- With warm regards & in wait for your words in my inbox !
Truthfully Yours ---An Evergreen Penpal^^^^^
--Keerat 00:17, 20 August 2010 (EDT)