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'''12 O'clock Joke:''' For all of you who thought 12 o Clock is a joke for Sardar.
'''12 O'clock Joke:''' For all of you who thought of the '12 o Clock joke' as a slam against  Sardars, just read the following story.


I was standing at railway Station (New Delhi) when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.
I was standing at railway Station (New Delhi) when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to what some people might think of as a terrorist.


After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)
After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to board the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach, ''''Sardarji Barah Baj gaye'''' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)


The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him.
The Sikh youth turned to look at the person who had said the words, who to me seemed a young mischievous type of person, but instead of showing any anger the young Sikh made a knowing smile towards him.


The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him. The Sikh youth replied, 'He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help'.
The smile he made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lay behind it. Not able to resist my temptation to ask the young man a question, I walked towards him and asked why he had smiled at the person who had teased him. The Sikh youth replied, "He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help".


I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know the History and the Sikh youth narrated:
I was surprised by his answer, he went on to tell me that there was a lot of history behind the phrase, which he offered to share with me if I wanted to listen. I was eager to know the history so I asked and the Sikh youth began to relate his story:


During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were refusing to accept. That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bhadarji came forward, in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities.
During 17th Century, when India was ruled by the Mughals who called it Hindustan, the Hindu people were often humiliated and even treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as just another piece of property. The Emperor Aurangzeb, who had been raised and educated by the fundamentalist Ulama, decided that all Hindus were to be converted to Islam. Aurangzeb, who had jailed his own father and stolen the throne intended for his older more moderate brother, whom he accused of being a Hindu rather than a Muslim cooked up a plan with his Subedar of Kashmir to force the highly revered Hindu Pandits of Kashmir to convert to Islam. Thinking that if they were converted then the other Hindus all over their kingdom would follow suit.


Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same. But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.
They were offered a simple choice—convert or die by the sword. The Pandits knew that they would probably meet a death far worse than dying at the tip of a Mughal sword, for the Mughals had become masters of torture who could extend a person's agony and death for days. When the time that the Pandits had been given to decide was almost up, they by the hundreds walked to meet with Guru Tegh Bahadur at his Darbar in the city now known as Anandpur.  


Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated.
During their meeting with the Guru, the Guru's young son asked his father why all the Pandits had come and what was going on. The Guru told his son Gobind Rai that the men were in serious trouble and that only a very Holy man willing to lay his life on the line would be able to help them. It is related that young Gobind Rai said, "well who would be a more Holy and worthy man than you my father."


Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singh ji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands.
He told the Pandits  that he would send a challenge to Aurangzeb - that if he could convert him to Islam, then the Pandits would accept Islam willingly. The Pandits agreed and the offer was sent to the Emperor's Court and Guru Tegh Bahadur and several Companions headed towards Delhi. Hearing of this challenge the Mughal Emperor ordered the Guru and his companions arrested. Riches and fame were offered to each of the Gurus companions who, to a man refused.  


At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time . He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila on the same midnight.
Holding fast to their religion each of the men met with a horrible and tortured death before their Guru's eyes. Then the Guru too refused  to convert, no amount of torture could bend his resolve and so finally the Guru was beheaded in Chandni Chowk. He and his companions had given their lives, not for the right to practice their own religion, but for the right of others, of another religion, to freely practise their own in their own way.


He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes. It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight,12 O'clock and rescued women.
This was the first time that anyone in 'Hindustan' was known to have laid down his own life for the protection of another's religion. This is the reason that Guru Tegh Bahadur is still remembered as - "Hind Ki Chaddar", (Shield of India).


After that time when there occurred a similar incidence, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider's at Midnight, 12 O'clock. It continued and became a known fact that at midnight, nearly at 12 O'clock, it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs as the Sikhs get some Extra Power to save Religion, Nation and Humanity.
Learning of this incident the Guru's young son now our 10th Guru, Sri Guru Gobind Singh ji made a resolution that he would convert his followers, not just to Sant-Soldiers willing to lay their heads on the line to resist tyranny, but to even change their very way of dress do that each and every one of them would stand out in a crowd and be easily recognized by his Turban and known as a person who could be depended upon to assist anyone in danger.


Nobody can fight and win against them at midnight; this continues till now. Nowadays, these "smart people" and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help and was reminding me by saying off 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'
Under Guru Hargobind the Sikhs were few in numbers and they allowed to use their weapons only when attacked. But with the creation of the Khalsa the fighting against Aurangzeb and his Hindu allies increased. Guru Gobind Sing and all the Sikhs of Anandpur were tricked and betrayed after leaving the city after a protracted siege. All of the Guru's family lost their lives in the struggle with the attackers, save the Guru's wife.


As he was narrating the incident I was feeling ashamed of myself as I used to click and enjoy the jokes on Sikhs and too made fun of them. But now I have got the truth that these Sikhs are born for others and they are real patriotic to Humanity and Religion. What are we all doing to these great Saints and Soldiers ???? Instead of thanking them, we all are making fun.
Aurangzeb would soon die, a broken man, charged in a letter from  Guru Gobind Singh as a Godless man and a liar. Only as the 10th Guru lay dying from complications of a wound inflicted by an assasin sent by the man who had carried out the attacks at Anandpur and Chamkaur which resulted in the death of the Guru's sons and mother and hundreds if not thousands of Sikhs, did Guruji charge his trusted aide [[Banda Singh Bahadur]] to rally his Sikhs and chase the foreign invaders out of the Panjab and India. He too along with thousands of other Sikhs would loose their heads in the long fight against Mughal tyranny.  


Earlier the Sikh youth appeared as a Terrorist but now I could see the reflection of real Patriotic person in him.
When the Mughuls were little more than empty shadows of their ancestors, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan carrying cartloads of Hindustani treasure and nearly 2,200 Hindu women in carts, back to Persia. The news of this spread like wildfire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at the time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila at midnight, as they camped in fear of the night, of jins and other evils, as their Rasul had advised them to do.
 
Screaming out of the night, with cries of 'Jo Bole So Nihal' the Sikhs poured out of the forrests around them and rescued all the Hindu women, returning them later safely to their homes. It wasn't a one time occurence, for anytime  thereafter, whenever the  Abdaalis or the Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan they, on their treasure laden treck to their homes with captured Hindu wives, daughters and even young boys along with them for selling them in the Abdali slave markets, the Sikh army, although fewer in number that those they were attacking, but  braver and bolder they  continued their midnight (12 O'clock) raids and rescued the helpless women and children.
 
It became a routine thing to do, after similar incidences, for people to contact the Sikhs for help  who they knew would pull another of their daredevil midnight attacks.
 
Soon people were saying that at midnight,  at 12 O'clock sharp, it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs as the Sikhs became charged with a ferocious power they used to save Religion, Nation and Humanity.
 
The word spread that nobody could fight and win against them at midnight; this saying is still repeated today.
 
Today many 'smart people' and some who fear the Sikhs  have altered the saying to say, "that at 12 O'clock Sikhs go out of their senses.
 
But knowing the history behind the saying and being sure of myself and aware of others weaknesses,  his saying that only made me smile, as I remember that oneday his Mother or Sister might be in trouble and need my help. His yelling, 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye' only reminds me that he might not even be alive and a Hindu in today's India if [[Baba Deep Singh]] or some other unknown Sikh hadn't risked his life to save one of his ancestors.
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As he was narrating the incident I was feeling ashamed of myself as I used to click on the jokes on the internet and enjoy the jokes about Sikhs and I've also made fun of them myself. But now I have got the truth that these Sikhs are born for others and they are real patriotic to Humanity and Religion.
 
What are we all doing to these great Saints and Soldiers? Instead of thanking them, we all are making fun.
 
Earlier I had the thought that the Sikh youth looked just like a Terrorist, now I could see the reflection of real Patriotic person in him.
 
*This story which is told in many versions all over the internet is said to be based on an original article which was posted by Jagjit Singh.
 
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All over the world a person or even a people are, in their heart of hearts (dil-o-jan),  so unsure of themselves that they find someone or even a group of people to belittle in order to prop up their own little ego. Hence we have Polish jokes , Black (and several other things that people of African decent have been called) jokes, Arab jokes, Dutch jokes and Scottish jokes (usually concerning their frugallity), Christian jokes, ad nauseum. People who are sure of themselves like the young Sikh on the train platform in this story, see this for what it is.
 
Racism and religicism (maybe my own word) is something that is taught and learned and unfortunately the taught, the child, grows up to believe it as a truth and to never question it. If one is lucky, by the grace of God you might say, each of us, as did Guru Nanak, after his ablutions that morning so long ago, comes to see that his own way is just that - his own way and goes out in the world as a student of the others ways - a student of the world. A man/woman who doesn't worship the Great Religious men of the world, but attemps to live their lives the way that those men did. Not just trying but actually living the standards they stood for.


* Original article was posted by Jagjit Singh


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12 O'clock Joke: For all of you who thought of the '12 o Clock joke' as a slam against Sardars, just read the following story.

I was standing at railway Station (New Delhi) when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to what some people might think of as a terrorist.

After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to board the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach, 'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!)

The Sikh youth turned to look at the person who had said the words, who to me seemed a young mischievous type of person, but instead of showing any anger the young Sikh made a knowing smile towards him.

The smile he made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lay behind it. Not able to resist my temptation to ask the young man a question, I walked towards him and asked why he had smiled at the person who had teased him. The Sikh youth replied, "He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help".

I was surprised by his answer, he went on to tell me that there was a lot of history behind the phrase, which he offered to share with me if I wanted to listen. I was eager to know the history so I asked and the Sikh youth began to relate his story:

During 17th Century, when India was ruled by the Mughals who called it Hindustan, the Hindu people were often humiliated and even treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as just another piece of property. The Emperor Aurangzeb, who had been raised and educated by the fundamentalist Ulama, decided that all Hindus were to be converted to Islam. Aurangzeb, who had jailed his own father and stolen the throne intended for his older more moderate brother, whom he accused of being a Hindu rather than a Muslim cooked up a plan with his Subedar of Kashmir to force the highly revered Hindu Pandits of Kashmir to convert to Islam. Thinking that if they were converted then the other Hindus all over their kingdom would follow suit.

They were offered a simple choice—convert or die by the sword. The Pandits knew that they would probably meet a death far worse than dying at the tip of a Mughal sword, for the Mughals had become masters of torture who could extend a person's agony and death for days. When the time that the Pandits had been given to decide was almost up, they by the hundreds walked to meet with Guru Tegh Bahadur at his Darbar in the city now known as Anandpur.

During their meeting with the Guru, the Guru's young son asked his father why all the Pandits had come and what was going on. The Guru told his son Gobind Rai that the men were in serious trouble and that only a very Holy man willing to lay his life on the line would be able to help them. It is related that young Gobind Rai said, "well who would be a more Holy and worthy man than you my father."

He told the Pandits that he would send a challenge to Aurangzeb - that if he could convert him to Islam, then the Pandits would accept Islam willingly. The Pandits agreed and the offer was sent to the Emperor's Court and Guru Tegh Bahadur and several Companions headed towards Delhi. Hearing of this challenge the Mughal Emperor ordered the Guru and his companions arrested. Riches and fame were offered to each of the Gurus companions who, to a man refused.

Holding fast to their religion each of the men met with a horrible and tortured death before their Guru's eyes. Then the Guru too refused to convert, no amount of torture could bend his resolve and so finally the Guru was beheaded in Chandni Chowk. He and his companions had given their lives, not for the right to practice their own religion, but for the right of others, of another religion, to freely practise their own in their own way.

This was the first time that anyone in 'Hindustan' was known to have laid down his own life for the protection of another's religion. This is the reason that Guru Tegh Bahadur is still remembered as - "Hind Ki Chaddar", (Shield of India).

Learning of this incident the Guru's young son now our 10th Guru, Sri Guru Gobind Singh ji made a resolution that he would convert his followers, not just to Sant-Soldiers willing to lay their heads on the line to resist tyranny, but to even change their very way of dress do that each and every one of them would stand out in a crowd and be easily recognized by his Turban and known as a person who could be depended upon to assist anyone in danger.

Under Guru Hargobind the Sikhs were few in numbers and they allowed to use their weapons only when attacked. But with the creation of the Khalsa the fighting against Aurangzeb and his Hindu allies increased. Guru Gobind Sing and all the Sikhs of Anandpur were tricked and betrayed after leaving the city after a protracted siege. All of the Guru's family lost their lives in the struggle with the attackers, save the Guru's wife.

Aurangzeb would soon die, a broken man, charged in a letter from Guru Gobind Singh as a Godless man and a liar. Only as the 10th Guru lay dying from complications of a wound inflicted by an assasin sent by the man who had carried out the attacks at Anandpur and Chamkaur which resulted in the death of the Guru's sons and mother and hundreds if not thousands of Sikhs, did Guruji charge his trusted aide Banda Singh Bahadur to rally his Sikhs and chase the foreign invaders out of the Panjab and India. He too along with thousands of other Sikhs would loose their heads in the long fight against Mughal tyranny.

When the Mughuls were little more than empty shadows of their ancestors, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan carrying cartloads of Hindustani treasure and nearly 2,200 Hindu women in carts, back to Persia. The news of this spread like wildfire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at the time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila at midnight, as they camped in fear of the night, of jins and other evils, as their Rasul had advised them to do.

Screaming out of the night, with cries of 'Jo Bole So Nihal' the Sikhs poured out of the forrests around them and rescued all the Hindu women, returning them later safely to their homes. It wasn't a one time occurence, for anytime thereafter, whenever the Abdaalis or the Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan they, on their treasure laden treck to their homes with captured Hindu wives, daughters and even young boys along with them for selling them in the Abdali slave markets, the Sikh army, although fewer in number that those they were attacking, but braver and bolder they continued their midnight (12 O'clock) raids and rescued the helpless women and children.

It became a routine thing to do, after similar incidences, for people to contact the Sikhs for help who they knew would pull another of their daredevil midnight attacks.

Soon people were saying that at midnight, at 12 O'clock sharp, it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs as the Sikhs became charged with a ferocious power they used to save Religion, Nation and Humanity.

The word spread that nobody could fight and win against them at midnight; this saying is still repeated today.

Today many 'smart people' and some who fear the Sikhs have altered the saying to say, "that at 12 O'clock Sikhs go out of their senses.

But knowing the history behind the saying and being sure of myself and aware of others weaknesses, his saying that only made me smile, as I remember that oneday his Mother or Sister might be in trouble and need my help. His yelling, 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye' only reminds me that he might not even be alive and a Hindu in today's India if Baba Deep Singh or some other unknown Sikh hadn't risked his life to save one of his ancestors.


As he was narrating the incident I was feeling ashamed of myself as I used to click on the jokes on the internet and enjoy the jokes about Sikhs and I've also made fun of them myself. But now I have got the truth that these Sikhs are born for others and they are real patriotic to Humanity and Religion.

What are we all doing to these great Saints and Soldiers? Instead of thanking them, we all are making fun.

Earlier I had the thought that the Sikh youth looked just like a Terrorist, now I could see the reflection of real Patriotic person in him.

  • This story which is told in many versions all over the internet is said to be based on an original article which was posted by Jagjit Singh.

All over the world a person or even a people are, in their heart of hearts (dil-o-jan), so unsure of themselves that they find someone or even a group of people to belittle in order to prop up their own little ego. Hence we have Polish jokes , Black (and several other things that people of African decent have been called) jokes, Arab jokes, Dutch jokes and Scottish jokes (usually concerning their frugallity), Christian jokes, ad nauseum. People who are sure of themselves like the young Sikh on the train platform in this story, see this for what it is.

Racism and religicism (maybe my own word) is something that is taught and learned and unfortunately the taught, the child, grows up to believe it as a truth and to never question it. If one is lucky, by the grace of God you might say, each of us, as did Guru Nanak, after his ablutions that morning so long ago, comes to see that his own way is just that - his own way and goes out in the world as a student of the others ways - a student of the world. A man/woman who doesn't worship the Great Religious men of the world, but attemps to live their lives the way that those men did. Not just trying but actually living the standards they stood for.


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